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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1636 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 804524 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!