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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2312 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
Star Shards Collected: | 158 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!