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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7833 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!