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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6635 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 100011 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!