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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Votes: | 8127 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 702784 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!