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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6265 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!