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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6236 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!