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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8437 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!