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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4269 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7653 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!