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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7246 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!