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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8565 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!