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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!