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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1539 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 157 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!