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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5283 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3890 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!