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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3315 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 81 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!