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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8902 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!