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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!