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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4729 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6080 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!