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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4324 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!