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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7985 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!