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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8030 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!