BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	1002	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1591
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5434
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperZap: Shortest Horror Story

Updated October 11, 2024

BlockyBedBanter

Updated October 11, 2024

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

Updated October 11, 2024

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Updated October 11, 2024

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

Updated October 11, 2024

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

Invictus SMP ⛏️

FAQ

Updated October 11, 2024

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

Updated October 11, 2024

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

Updated October 11, 2024

GrudgeCraft2021

Updated October 11, 2024

InsomniaCraft SMP

Updated October 11, 2024

PainfulPixel

Updated October 11, 2024

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Updated October 11, 2024

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Updated October 11, 2024

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

Updated October 11, 2024

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	3186	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6