Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4899 Farms Harvested: 961
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5031
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 184
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6593 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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