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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7638 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.