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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5229 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
