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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9219 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9407 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
