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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.
if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.
don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
