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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2173 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
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