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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4422 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 484 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3222 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
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So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.
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