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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9152 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 5822 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
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