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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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