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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Votes: | 5676 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!