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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3714 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Votes: | 5434 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!