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Chill Technical Fabric SMP
Active Discordbuilder-friendlyCasual SurvivalChill CommunityCommunity Focusedcoop gameplayFabric Moddedfriendly vibeslaid-back playlong-term worldNo Griefingperformance tunedPlayer EconomySemi Vanillasmall serverSurvival Smpteam projectstechnical playerstechnical survivalVanilla Plus
This is a small survival world that feels like a tight little neighborhood. The players are into technical minecraft stuff and there are also some really good builders.
The server runs on fabric and uses performance mods so it feels smooth to play. It also uses the waystone mod and the carpet mod so travel and redstone type stuff is easier and more fun.
The community seems chill and kind of goofy. It feels like the kind of SMP where people actually talk and help each other instead of just speedrunning and leaving.
If you want a simple modded fabric SMP with technical players and builders all in one place this server is pretty much that.
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Aegea Semi-Vanilla SMP Economy Ranks
Casual Survivalchill gameplaycommunity focuscozy communityFair GameplayFriendly SurvivalKeep InventoryLight PluginsNo Griefingno pay to winNo StealingPeaceful VibesPlayer EconomyPlayer electionsRank progressionSemi VanillaSurvival Smpteam-based playteleport commandsTrade shops
Aegea is a semi vanilla Spigot survival server with simple economy and ranks. It feels like an old school SMP where you slowly build up and get to know people.
The server uses a few basic commands like help back sethome tpa and random teleport so you can explore and still get home. You can make trade signs and use sell commands to earn money and you can lock your chests and doors so your stuff stays safe. Staff can roll back grief with CoreProtect so builds are protected.
Ranks go up as you play more. Everyone starts as Nomad then becomes Peasant and later can reach ranks like Artisan and Noble. The highest rank is Premier and players vote in an election every month for who gets it. Players can join teams that share a name home and warps so groups can play together.
Rules are pretty simple. No griefing or stealing no PvP without consent no spamming no hacks or dupes no lag machines no toxicity and just have fun. It feels focused on a close knit community where people want to build long term worlds and memories together.
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Ultimate Hardcore One Life Vanilla PvP
competitive survivalconstant tensiondangerous playersGriefing allowedhardcore survivalhigh stakeslong-term worldno alternate accountsno paywinNo ResetsNo second chancespermadeath modeplayer-driven worldPvP-focusedRisk Everythingruthless communitySurvival ChallengeTrue Hardcoreunforgiving serverVanilla Gameplay
I found this server called Ultimate Hardcore and it is actually really intense.
This server is real hardcore. There is no pay to win and no resets. You do not get to use alts. When you die you are totally done and your run is over.
It is a true vanilla survival server with very few rules. You cannot cheat but griefing is allowed and PvP is allowed. That means people can raid you and attack you and it still counts as fair.
In less than a month more than 2500 players already tried to survive on here. So there are a lot of bases ruins and stories all over the world.
If you like hardcore and you want only one life and big risk this server is made for that. You have to be careful every time you log in because one mistake and it is game over.
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Mappercraft Nations SMP Roleplay Wars
alliance politicsBuilding-focusedCompetitive PVPCustom worldEarth styleEvent Drivenfriendly communitygrief rollbackLight Roleplaylong-term worldminimal pluginsno landclaimsPlayer Diplomacyquality of lifeRoleplay Survivalsoutheast asia mapstaff protectedsurvival nationsvanilla stylewar focused
Mappercraft is a survival server with light roleplay where players make their own nations and fight for power on an earth style map of Southeast Asia.
From what I saw you pick any place you like and staff mark it as your settlement. Anything you build around that point is protected by them and they can roll back grief if you reported your claim the right way.
You can merge settlements into a full nation and then do diplomacy with other nations. People make alliances or go to war and sometimes it turns into big total destruction battles for land.
The server feels close to vanilla because staff handle most systems and there are no big gameplay changing plugins and no mods required. They only use some small plugins like fast tree chopping better minecarts no creeper damage no phantoms and a plugin that puts images on maps.
There are also server events and competitions every now and then where you can win rare items that are hard or impossible to get normally. Players are also allowed to host their own events whenever they want.
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GOOMB SMP Fresh Amplified Reset
amplified terrainbase buildingchill survivalclose neighborscollab buildsCommunity SMPdiscord communityDrama-freefresh worldfriendly playerslong-term worldNo GriefingNo pvpNo Stealingsemi matureshop focusedsmall bordertrading economyVanilla Survivalwhitelist only
GOOMB SMP is a vanilla survival server that just had a fresh world reset and it uses amplified terrain so everything looks super tall and crazy. Right now the world has a 2k by 2k border so bases are really close together and it feels like a small town.
People are already building tiny starter bases and planning bigger projects for when the border expands. Players are setting up shops and making deals. Everyone kind of has to live near each other so it is easy to meet new people and hang out.
The server is meant to be friendly and chill. There is no griefing no stealing and no unconsented PVP. You have to be respectful and mature and keep drama out of the game. There is no hate speech and no NSFW stuff allowed.
To join you first apply to get into the Discord where the staff checks your application and shows all the rules in detail. After you get accepted you send your username to get whitelisted. It feels like a small community that really cares about playing fair and building cool stuff together.
This is Season 2 so they already had a full season before and they are starting fresh again with everyone rushing to claim cool amplified spots. It is a good time to join because the world is new and people are just getting started.
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