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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9440 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1074 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2061 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!