so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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