so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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