so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Magic Items Found: 5037 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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