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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5806 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4583 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.
so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.
