Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3370 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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