so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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