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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3109 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Crops Grown: | 8834 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!