CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

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Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

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Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.

Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SelfCareCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TearsOfJoyMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Diplomacy, foreign relations, hezbollah, Hezbollah Iran relations, international relations, iran, Israel, Israel Iran conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Officials, political tensions, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, Western countries

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	56

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

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WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftySocialCraft

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Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	476736	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

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so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5521	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.