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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1126 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3803 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?
Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!