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| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2226 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
