Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Runes Activated: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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