Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
New Chunks Explored: 103543 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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