Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1931 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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