Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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