Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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